Not wonder I was a dunce at grammer : )
Why English is Hard to Learn
We'll begin with box,
the plural is boxes,
But
the plural is of ox
is oxen, not
oxes.
One
fowl is a goose,
and two are called geese,
Yet
the plural off moose is
never called meese.
You
may find a lone mouse or
a house full of mice;
But
the plural of house
is houses,
not hice.
The
plural of man
is always men,
But
the plural of pan
is never pen.
If
I speak of a foot,
and you show me two feet,
And
I give you a book,
would a pair be a beek?
If
one is a tooth
and a whole set are teeth,
Why
shouldn't two booths
be called beeth?
If
the singular's this
and the plural is these,
Should
the plural of kiss
be ever called keese?
We
speak of a brother
and also of brethren,
But
though we say mother,
we never say methren.
Then
the masculine pronouns are he,
his,
and him;
But
imagine the feminine . . . she,
shis,
and shim!
-Anonymous